Mid Week Surf Check

March 7th, 2007

There is a bit of wind over Cape Town at the moment, and there is no swell hanging around the Greenpoint area today. I am hoping for some swell soon, and less work so I can hit it!

Off The Wall

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Llandudno Idiot

February 26th, 2007

So Sunday came again and I hadn’t been surfing since last Sunday! Well, I went on Friday but I had 10 minutes! I drove and drove.

The wind seemed to be pretty westerly, the tide was very low, and the swell was small, which only means one spot will have  wave – Llandudno.

Llandudno on a Sunday, for me at least, normally means I put myself in the mindset of being happy with just 1 wave.

But unfortunately, and I know stories of locals are nothing new, but there are several boys at Llandudno that insist on catching every single wave that comes through, leaving nothing for anyone else. In addition to this they think it is their god given right to do so, claiming to be locals and that they live there. The thing is I’ve been surfing at Llandudno for years now and I can say last Sunday I have my first run in with a complete and utter twat.

I’ve seen the guy many times, and given him space like I do any surfer. I’ve even seen him go nuts at some people, but naively thought he was justified because he had never said anything to me, so I didn’t say anything. If anyone reading this does surf at Llandudno, you’ll have seen the guy I am talking about. He is about 5′8″, later 30’s, black and grey hair, he always wears a Zero wetsuit and he surfs very well as a natural footer.
So after I managed to squeeze in 3 really bad waves, this dude tells me not to sit deeper than him? He declares that I should not be catching his waves, and insists that I should show respect to people that “Live Here” [I wasn't sure if he meant living in Llandudno or Cape Town, because he certainly doesn't live in Llandudno], and should he see me sitting deeper that him again he will “Burn Me”. Now I was kind of shocked at this coming from this guy. I mean I’d seen this guy surfing a lot, and we have even exchanged pleasantries from time to time. He was yelling at me claiming I was sitting deeper to “Command respect” [What a load of bollocks], and then shouted at me basically saying I should respect him by not catching any waves. He also muttered something about me being a goofy footer and not being as good as the other people there.

So needless to say I didn’t get out of the water, I stayed and sat close to him and got one or two waves before it got dark before I headed in.

So now the response. Normally people that demand or command respect by shouting, like our subject in this story, are scared themselves. Unfortunately this guy likes to do the talking so basically shouts until he catches a wave and then says nothing after he paddled back out.  In addition to this I will not be giving this guy any space in the water, and if I see him unnecessarily shouting at anyone else I’ll try and help. Here is the plan.

  • I’ve started a “Localism” category and further stories will be posted in here.
  • I am going to be naming and shaming this guy, when I have the details.
  • I’m going to name and shame the surf instructor that just sat and watched.
  • I’m going to try and help other people out if this sort of thing happens to them.

But why should I do this?

  • Everyone, even the Llandudno Idiot, have been on the other end of the stick.
  • Everyone was once a beginner.
  • Everyone was not a local at one stage.
  • Everyone deserves some set waves and space to catch them.
  • Everyone should surf with the Aloha spirit.
  • Everyone should show their fellow surfers with respect.

Once this idiot shouted at me, he merely lost all the respect he did have – which is the opposite of what he wanted.

Here is a picture of Glenn Beach before I went to Llandudno. At the time it didn’t look that great, but to be fair, I probably wouldn’t have bumped into this trouble maker!

Glenn Beach

ZigZag Surf Magazine

February 26th, 2007

Cape Town Surfer is giving big props out to Zig Zag Surf Magazine for putting a link to us on their website.

A big Mahalo for the link, to the original South African surf mag. I hope more people visit my site, so that they can use the surf advice or just look at the latest surf picture from Cape Town.

Here is a picture from Glenn Beach with a ZigZag sticker. Right on the poop scoop sign, thats quality mate!

Zigzag Poop Scoop Area

Multinational surf company sanctioned eviction.

February 21st, 2007

This is a pretty heavy email I got from my bro Julian. He and his wife Jenny are in Indo right now, and they were really shocked to come across what he describes in his story below:

So, picture the day. Jenny and I turn up at Ulu’s at about 2pm for a surf (surfing late as not feeling great in the morning due to too much sun yesterday). It was pushing low tide, offshore, sets about four to five feet and looking pretty good. our sunburn has finally got a bit better and life seems pretty good. It looked a bit hectic for Jenny but she was keen to paddle out anyway as she had sat in the clifftop warung yesterday (I had a killer session, four to five foot, offshore and clean, heavy and managed to get quite a few waves). so walking down through the cave (there are now concrete steps rather than the old shitty ladder) we passed a handwritten cardboard sign requesting that they were filming the Quiksilver Young Guns surf video between 3pm and 6pm so could people please get out of the water and show respect…

We were surfing at Ulus till 2pm the day before and there was no signs or other info to alert anyone. We got in the water and surfed for about 20 mins.

It was quite crowded and a bit aggro (about thirty people out), but actually not that bad as there was only about five really good people (yanks). So, on my second wave I took off (lovely set wave, getting bigger down the reef) did a bottom turn and a top turn (setting up for the section) and some yank wanker takes off just inside me as I top turn, bottom turns and basically hassles me off the wave. I shout and him (’shit man, you must be joking’) then get nailed when I should have speared him. during this time, guys on the cliff have started shouting and whistling for everyone to come in. there are about thirty guys out along the whole reef at Ulu Watu. Some people thought it was a shark sighting! then local guys start walking out on the reef ledge and most people realise that they are calling everyone in. so, I am feeling pretty pissed off about the snaking but jenny and I paddle in as we don’t want to piss anyone off. I am wondering if the blond wanker who snaked me is meant to be in the video so don’t want to hassle him too much in case the locals come after me. so we come in, walk out of the cave to hear shouting and screaming from above. At the top of the cave a big local indo guy has a western guy in a headlock, and another indo guy is punching him in the back. No one seems to know what is going on until I speak to an older ozzie guy who is saying that the white guy is a french guy who was giving the local ‘lifeguards’ hassle about not being able to go out. he said that Quicksilver had paid off the local Ulu ‘lifeguards’ to clear the ENTIRE break (bear in mind there are about four peaks) so that they can film a surf video. there are lots of angry people about. anyway, the guy is finally let out of his headlock, another guy comes up with a wooden two by four (it looks pretty nasty for a minute) and then smashes the fins off the french guys board and pretty much beats the shit out of it. the local ‘lifeguards’ (all in yellow shirts) tell him to go and not come back. strangely the frenchie seems up for the fight, despite having the shit kicked out of him a minute ago. he is chased up the steps where some ozzies finally persuade him to go. It is pretty tense after that. The Quiksilver sponsored sufers (three or four of them) were actually sitting on the steps next to me and I had previously asked them what was going on (they didn’t know but were apparently quite spooked by the whole thing). We went up to our warung and started to clear out as there was a really bad vibe. a helicopter turns up to take photos, along with a camera guy in the water plus a rib out in the sea. It is pretty weird, you look out from the cliff and the whole sea is totally empty apart from these four quicksilver guys, the camera crew and the helicopter. We took a few photos of the helicopter scene and left. The ladies from our warung actually apologised as we left…

The only consolation was that less than an hour after they cleared the water, a big storm came in, it poured with rain and went on shore so they can’t have got much footage for their pains. (we were surfing now shitty waves at dreamland at this point) what was quite sickening about the whole thing was that it was all ’sanctioned’ by a multinational corporation like Quiksilver. Ok, some people might argue that the ocean is free for everyone, but Bali does have a communal society with self appointed village committees (banjars) which handle sharing, ownership etc so maybe there is something like that at Ulu Watu. But to beat someone up really sucks. Quiksilver must have known that by paying the locals off this sort of thing would happen- and there were quiksilver guys present (surfboard riders, film crew and managers) who could have stopped the violence. they could have advertised it properly (a few days at least before like a contest) and given money to the local community (or at least advertise that) and maybe given out a few t shirts to the pissed off travelling surfers who gave up their afternoon surfing for their cause. Having spoken to quite a few surfers after the event, everyone was genuinely shocked at how out of hand things became and were really angry that it was all created by Quiksilver.

It would be great if you could put this out into the media, I’ll happily provide any further info you need, personally, I won’t be buying any Quiksilver gear again. It would be interesting to know what their view is on the whole thing.

by Julian Soper.

You may distribute and link to if you quote Cape Town Surfer as the source and the Author – Julian Soper.

A Sunday Surf in Cape Town

February 12th, 2007

This Sunday surf session was at Off The Wall at a reasonably low tide. When I arrived there was only one guy out, pictured below, and he had been surfing by himself for an hour and a half.

The surf was good with some sets being head high, and the end section was hollow enough for me to pull in most times and even get barreled.

The wind also seemed to switch from the west to the south eastish, which made the inside a little less bumpy.

Happy surfing.

Sunday Surfer catching a few to himself

Ding Repair

February 12th, 2007

You know when you have been looking for your Solar Resin for over a week, it’s just gone!

After a week of looking for something to plug my board,  I had to be resourceful and use a sticker from my iPod nano!

Apple Sticker Ding Repair

Cold Front

February 8th, 2007

There is a cold front over Cape Town today. The outside temperature has dropped to 22 degrees, and clouds have been intermitant over the city bowl.

I haven’t checked the surf since Monday, and that was small. I am hoping the cold front will push in some well, even if it is onshore!

Nice Shot Of Table Mountain from the V&A Waterfront

January 31st, 2007

I was down at the V&A over the holidays, and this is the spot where a billion photo’s of table mountain are taken. This is actually about my 4th photo from that part of town, but despite this looking like the million other photo’s, they all have a flair of individuality.

More surf photos are to follow, the surf hasn’t been all that great recently. But I\m sure someone will disagree.

Table Mountain overlooking the harbour

Llandudno on a Summer Weekend is heaving

January 30th, 2007

The surf last weekend was a little bit disappointing. The set waves were coming in little big at Llandudno, and they were closing out. This is normally not such a problem because you can always find one that peels, but check out the crowd! It was a zoo! A mate from the Surf Zone surf shop said he’d never seen half the people there, and it was insanely crowded.
Llandudno on a summer’s weekend is not a quite place – even after the school holidays.

Busy Surf

Queens, Seapoint

January 5th, 2007

There wasn’t much surf this day, but there were some waves at Queens, a surf spot at the bottom of Queens road in Sea Point. I have yet to surf it, but on it’s day it looks pretty potent.

Look out for the surf spot review int he future!
Queens Seapoint